Dear basal ganglia,
Look, I know we haven't always seen eye to eye. I get that sometimes you like to do your own thing. And some days that means looking like zombie mime performing "I'm a little tea pot". I just chalk that up to your need for unique and creative expression. Yes, you are indeed a special snowflake.
But you need to understand something. And that is that there will be hell to pay if you don't knock it off by Friday. Because we are doing the Bridge City Beat Down and, trust, you do not want to be messing around dystonia-styles when we're dangling off a damn pair of gymnastic rings. So, have your fun. But on Friday, those voluntary muscles are mine, bitch.
General enthusiast of sweaty activities. Cave girl foodie. This is a blog about that. And sometimes cats.
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